Clarence is a creature of unknown origin who was sentenced by the gods to spend an eternity in the Prison of Deficit. He bides his time torturing any other character unfortunate enough to have been deleted. How he tortures them, however, will not be revealed just yet. Let’s just say Fallout Boy’s My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark fits more closely than you might think. His story, Clarence Buys Hats, hasn’t been written yet but it’s complete in my head already. His story is cuil level five.